Tuesday, 20 March 2018

2.

Honestly, karma doesn't exist.

No matter how good a person is, it has no correlation to the amount of bad things that will happen to them. None. Whatsoever.

Last week, my car got broken into and my gym bag containing my debit card, credit card, driver's license, membership cards, shoes, swimming suit, car keys, and house keys (to name a few items) were taken. The idiot left my make-up bag... of all things. I would have been so screwed... but my wonderful parents rescued me.

Then, this morning, my car got stuck in a ditch in the alleyway behind my apartment building. It was great. I waited five hours to get it towed.

At this point, I really can't help but laugh. In my life, if it can go wrong, it will.

Once, I walked into a mall in Montreal, and the electricity went out.

I tell you, I'm bad luck.

Monday, 19 March 2018

1.

Ugh. I'm such a mess. I totally screwed up the past few years of my life by dating a couple of psychos. Hopefully you'll get to read me get my shit together by the end of the year. Stay tuned.